US Air Force plan to defeat Godzilla with Bruce Lee and The Hulk



NEW YORK – THE US Air Force have reassured millions around the world by telling them they would have Godzilla under control – with a team made up of the Power Rangers, the Incredible Hulk and George W.Bush.

It seems now US Air Force had no specific target so now they called Godzilla their prime target.

Of course ultimate fighters Bruce Lee and Chuck Norris would also be there to help, but they’re only back up.

The announcement came in a very tongue-in-cheek interview about their fictional plans if the beast did try to take over New York.

Talking to the Smithsonian’s Air and Space magazine, Senior Airman Mark Hermann and Master Sergeant Jason Edwards from the Kadena Air Base located in Japan, explained how “segways and slingshots” would also help defeat the giant, green creature.

Edwards said: “I think Godzilla would be expecting an aerial attack, so to catch him off guard, I think we could need 4,000 Segways and slingshots.

And when asked if they would need any reinforcements, he added: “Well I could go with Chuck Norris, but that would be the obvious one.

“As I understand it, the Power Rangers are probably a good choice in this type of scenario, also Bruce Lee, The Incredible Hulk – the CGI one, not the Lou Ferrigno one – and George W. Bush.”

Hermann said they would then send in the 50 F-15s that they have stationed at Kadena.

But Hermann joked: “If he goes underwater, the Navy can deal with him.”

The video comes just days before the premiere of the latest remake of the monster film.


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